"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."

GAP Kids @ The Onion

Some of these Onion video clips are fucking sharp, man.

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Technical Difficulties

My apologies for everyone who was getting "access denied." I have to move this site off of the old janky server it's been bumbling around on for the past three years, but it's a project I just haven't found time for yet.

So for what it's worth I wasn't trying to put anybody on lockdown.

Birthday Week!

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Squarecut! and other Photos

Got a haircut the other day, not quite Semper Fi, but close. I like to think of it as the astronaut look.

Less self-centeredly, here are some photos of the skate ramp that's coming together in the backyard:

Ramp Parts

Outdoor Work Bench

Plywood

Kelly the Cord-Dancer

Jigsawin'

Putting it all together

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Bloggers Who Are Better Than Me

Oh wow. This is fucking amazing. You have to click on the Archive links at the right to go more than four posts back, but it looks like a year or more of solid gold.

G-D it, this is why I love the internet. Stellar knockout writing, foulmouthed and perverse, and no dang gatekeepers. Content makes me miss NYC, too.

And also, my sister has a new bit up that's really good. On another level, really.

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