It's Over, Hipsters
A joke with two punchlines via Frank, who heard it from a 17-year-old on Saint Louis:
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well... it's an obscure number. You probably wouldn't know it...
Well, it used to be 8 but now it's 7; it was much better before.
The backlash is on. I enjoy my Levis 527s and my screen-printed hoodie, but all y'all took it too far. I just hope this doesn't mean we're in for a resurgence of Jock Jams.