"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."

Different Strokes

So, this comment really got me thinking about the state of the cultural divide in this country. It's quite interesting, and at Brookelyn's advice I checked out Relevant Magazine.

It's interesting and well designed and really seems to represent a demographic, and I fucking love the politics, but... but what? Well, as much as I like what I'm seeing, and as exciting as it is, I still get the feeling there's some work to be done on the cultural tip.

An object example: tonight after watching my new reason to love America, The Daily Show, Dan whipped out Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. It's a pomo, low-budget goofball comedy and oddly likable commercial for the (in)faimous hamburger chain in the name, and surprisingly I kind of liked it. I liked the messages. It made me laugh, and it contained a great deal more wisdom that American Pie.

So it's serindipidy that I stumble over to this progressive christian magazine and see this: a review by Linsday Goodler. She didn't really dig it, and the terms she used were, I think, a little harsh.

This particular part of the film shows just what White Castle tries to accomplish: It makes wicked things seem beautiful and morality seem ugly. It's interesting that the ugliest character in the entire film was someone who was actually helping them. It's also intriguing that his wife, one of the most beautiful characters in a physical sense, was willing to commit adultery with two men while her husband was standing outside and pictures of saints and Jesus on the walls of her home seemed to watch her.

It's a raunchy scene, you can imagine, but I think Linsday is missing the point, and really jumps the shark when she says the point of the movie "makes wicked things seem beautiful and morality seem ugly."

The scene is also pretty misrepresented to make it seem much less comic and far more ugly than it was. The kids loose control of their car after Harold forces Kumar to speed away from the girl that he has a crush on. They're lost and in the woods, when a tow truck appears. They're glad to be saved, but the driver's really a character. He's covered with pussy boils, has a wild pentacostal attitude. His friends call him "freakshow" and the boys are terrified of him.

They get to his house and he mentions they can "fuck his wife," who turns out to be beautiful, fell for "freakshow" because of his voice in choir practice (we hear him break into another song; sounding genuinely enthused) and loves him in spite of his boils and has been married to him for years. After a moment of confusion she asks the kids if they want to fuck her or what, which they're adolescently excited about. Turns out they got more than they bargained for when she demands them both at once, and then Freakshow returns and rather than being angry suggests a four way.

Like I said, it's a raunchy scene, but it's quite funny and the only nudity is a brief gratuitous but not un-tasteful topless moment. And I think the message is positive! Freakshow and his life love one another -- chior practice is a good place to meet good women -- and they know how to have a good time. You're reminded not to fear ugly people, or those lead a different lifestyle from you. You're taught to be careful what you wish for when it comes to sex. All these things are great for people to see.

Personally, I think the film was relatively intelligent, definitely daring, and above average both in terms of quality and message from a social standpoint. The intellectual content of the film is about the pursuit of happiness, its ideosyncracies, false paths, and eventual merits. The film is essentially about living up to your potential, which I think is a basically good message to have.

So is there a cultural divide? I don't know; the only substantive difference seems to be over vulgarity, which to me is really more an issue of style than anything else. I think we can work thorugh differences of style, though it's hardly a trivial. I think we're all relevant in the future.

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DICK CHENEY'S ALIVE!

Dick Cheney's Alive

DICK CHENEY'S ALIVE!

avn't seen it yet, clicky clicky. Warning, the song will get stuck in your head.

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DICK CHENEY'S ALIVE!

Dick Cheney's Alive

DICK CHENEY'S ALIVE!

avn't seen it yet, clicky clicky. Warning, the song will get stuck in your head.

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Sean Hannity: Lying Sack of Shit

The Doctored Clip Sean Hannity Doesn't Want You to Know About - Center for American Progress

It was this kind of bullshit -- the removal of context to create a false impression -- that sunk my man Dean in the end. But this really isn't about Howard, it's about the way in which the right-wing media operates. They're happy to distort and mislead as long as it serves their agenda (whatever that is). Not only is this reprehensible from a purely ethical standpoint (e.g. throwing sand in your opponent's eyes), but it also does damage to the state of public affairs and public debate, and as such is a real threat to our democracy.

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New Jersey Gov. Resigns

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It will all come in a rush...

It will all come in a rush when it comes, I know it will. There's a lot of content still rattling around in my head, building pressure and weaving itself into ever finer, more intricate and more fragile patters, the kind of cobweb divinity that's too easily swept away by flourescent day-to-day distractions.

As I step out of the shower and set my nightcap (scotch) on top of my 17-pages of top secret polling data, I feel like a fake. The reasons are obscure, but probably owing to my recent entre into professionalism, I feel a little less transparent. This little comment thread on MfA led me to remember this page, which I find actually interesting to read.

Am I worried about propriety? My reputation? My job security? I don't link to this area all that often, though I could. And then there's this page, which hasn't gotten any updates lately, let alone a stray href.

There are a lot of stories to tell. My last little relationship, my last few flings, my summer vacation, my country fiar, the trip to the DNC, my cousin's wedding and family catchup. There are ideas bubbling around, questions about identity and career and meaning and truth and art and love and fear and the innefible puzzle of human nature. These thoughts though, they're ephemeral, fleeting; potentially deep, but never complete enough to satisfy.

So it rattles around, slowly crafting a mental picture. I don't have the insight or time to express everything now, but it's beginning to move forward in my mind, and when it comes out it will come out in a rush.

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Found Image

Kerry/Lennon

I like finding scraps of young Kerry. He's obviously quite a lot less outlandish than me, but maybe that's a bonus for someone wanting to be president.

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BassMaster Bush (redux)

Me on Music For America back in April: BassMaster Bush

insurgent with an ak

Part of me is horrified by what is going on in Iraq right now, worried about friends and just people in general. Another part of me can't resist pondering the political implications. I'm wondering how the decision to run with the BassMaster angle will effect Bush's re-election chances.

I just saw John Stewart air a little piece lampooning Bush's appearance on the show. I noticed it back in April when the current Iraqi insurgency first showed its face. Bush continued his extended photo op and vacation through the weekend.

Anyone else remember this?

Bush fishing

Stewart didn't mention this little tidbit, because maybe it would have been a little too sad, or perhaps too wonkish. No matter. The whole of the show was fantastic, and I respect and admire their amazing talent for blending popular politics and comedy in such an entertaining and revealing way.

As it happened, Dan and I were just getting ready to listen to some Black Sabbath (with emphasis on the sabbath), when Zack and his mom Rhonda came in. She'd never seen the Daily Show before, so they stayed and watched, and we all laughed. It was fun.

The whole experience makes me want to watch television again, or at least reminds me that there is such a thing as "good television." And also reminds me there's some good viedo you can, watch online.

Currently listening: !!! -- Pardon My Freedom off Louden Up Now. "You can tell the President to suck my fucking dick." Yes indeedy, culture and politics are coming together and the consensus is that Bush must go.

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Chalabalabingbang

I'm just back from Philly; wedding was real nice, good to see family, lots of stuff to write after I find a way to decompress a little. I'm catching up on what's out there, and this rolled across my screen:

An Iraqi Judge Issues an Arrest Warrant for Ahmad Chalabi. The charge? Counterfitting. Fitting, given Chalabi was a main source for info about Iraq to many White House and Pentagon Bigwigs (read: Cheny, Rummy, Wolfie, and by proxy the CinC).

As Frank and I remarked back in 2002, he played them like a Jordanian Bank.

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Warning To Travelocity Users

So I'm trying to get to Philly this weekend to see my cousin get married, and life being what it is -- can you say 60-hour work week? -- I've left my travel arrangements to the last minute. I'm looking around for a flight, and everything's looking expensive, so I go search travelocity (which I haven't used in ages) and lo and behold there's a last minute deal that's comparatively pretty sweet.

I jump on it. Only problem is, when I get the confirmation email back, I realize the dates of travel are two weeks too late. Oh man. So I call the 800 number, which instructs me to send an email.

That's annoying, but I send it. I get a response back in a couple hours giving the standard line about terms & conditions and all payments being final, and it's impossible for the system to switch the dates and blah blah blah. In the mean time, I've looked around and found no other deals, so I go back through travelocity and watch the whole thing like a hawk and I get the deal I want for close to the times I want, so at least I'm going to the wedding.

Still, I don't want to pay for travel I'm not going to use, and the line that "it's impossible for the system to switch dates" seemed a little suspect. I send them another email explaining and asking for a refund on the first purchase.

I also decide to do some investigating, and I come up with two interesting cached browser pages, which I take screenshots of:

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Can you spot where it went wrong? In hindsight I can too, but in the moment, I trusted the travelocity web application, and I didn't painstakingly review my itinerary before clicking confirm. I looked and made sure the times were right as I was booking an overnight flight, but since I have no reason to even suspect that the travel dates had changed I didn't think to closely examine them.

You see, I trusted the machine. I had no reason to believe it was programmed to screw me, and no reason to believe a major player like Travelocity would deploy buggy software. I now have reasons to believe.

And so it comes out that they'll cancel my order, but they're going to stiff me on $100 penalty they pass on from the airline and the car rental place. There's an unsatisfying call with their customer service department, but no movement on this fee. Bottom line: because of a bug in their software (pretty clear something's fucked with their system), I got a switcharoo put on me, and because I didn't catch it, I'm out $100.

Ok, allright, fine. Legally, I think they're probably in the clear. Their customer service people need an attitude tune-up, but what else is new. The point is, if this is standard operating procedure for corporations getting online, this has pretty bad implications for the future of e-commerce. Essentially it means that the user (me) can place no trust in the systems put in place by the service provider, and that I should assume that even though I'm dealing with a machine, that the machine will attempt to screw me over.

That's not good mojo to be spreading around the net. The ultimate irony being that I just watched Terminator 3 the other day, and I aught to know better than to trust a fucking machine.

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