"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."

Eugene Morning

It's the Eugene celebration, son, and the coffeeshop I've adopted as my office has windows onto the parade. This is really a pretty good representation of the town where I was raised.

- Local dem congressman (since, like, forever) Defazio
- Rainow flags (god bless 'em) every 5 minutes
- Local wild people on double-tall bikes; dancing girls; "Diversity is Sexxxy"
- Punk rock kids, anarchists
- Local businesses
- My old high school's Crew team
- Falun Gong (the medidation people who are being persecuted by China)
- Group from the OCF summer arts program

Lots of kids around to see it all. What a place to grow up. I was lucky, I think.

The Burning Man influence is strong here. That old bus that just dove by with a bright yellow paint job, a boat hull built on top and some kindly-looking greybeards wearing American flags and playing amplified Rock and Roll.. that's got to be an art car. One of the reasons I believe in that event is not just because it's a great party, but because moreso than any other contemporary festival it has a deep enough impact on people that they carry its ethos (and it's style) into the "real" world.

Anyway, I'm finishing up some work here -- I'll start pimping it as soon as it's ready -- and wondering about getting a new cellphone. Apropops my previous posts about wardrobe and haircut, I need a new phone for image reasons. Now, after playing some very rainy basketball the other day, I also need one to be able to talk to people.

A quick rant: I hate cell phone companies almost as much as I hate credit card issuers. I mean really hate, like I want to punch someone when I have to deal with them. They're not good people and they're not doing good things. Mobile companies in the US have created an inefficient and wasteful system -- multiple overlapping proprietary networks because they all thought they would be able to monopolize the market and so they didn't want to agree on a standard -- which they refuse to open up to users in an information-empowering way. Their phones are all proprietary mysteries that come with legal warnings against reverse-engineering. They want to own all your data and charge you to access it. They lock you into multi-year service agreements so you're stuck with whatever service they end up delivering, shitty or not. Except for actually letting people talk to one another all over, they are example #1 of how not to get along with the revolution. It annoys me to no end when I have to read about them.

Anyway, the live music is starting up. It's not my scene so I'd better leave.

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Friday Night Blues

It's 9:00 on friday night and I just put away my work and I'm feeling a little bit like a looser. My friend Shannon is having a birthday party up on the coast near Cannon Beach, lots of the peeps from PDX rolling out, but I'm too pooped to make a three hour drive, and I've got a 10am phone call tomorrow so...

Ah Eugene. I never really hit it here socially. Never had a girlfriend (save for one summer which was extended off an existing relationship). Never really made much of myself here at all, and most of my native friends have moved on, so being back to stay a while I'm kind of at a loss. Playing basketball in the rain for a half hour with the guys from Grass Commons and getting drunk with Jesse are the most significant social contacts I've had all week. I realize now that all this time I've been here I never called my grandma -- for shame.

So it's the Friday night blues for me. Well, I have a DVD to watch (Brazil!), and I need to go look for clothes tomorrow, and clean the house before my Mother returns. And there's always work, so it's not as though I don't have things to do. It's just that I wish I had people to see too.

Next Friday will be my friend Cian's birthday party here, and next Saturday I'll be going to Portland to see Todd Snider which should be a hell of a good time. And shortly after that I'll be on the road and headed for the next thing. This too shall pass.

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Revolutionary Rosetta Stone

From my dawg Sterling F**king Newberry -- Words To Live By.

Instead of _____ use ____:

  1. "Intelligent Design" use "Ignorant Denial".
  2. "Intellectual Property" use "Intellectual Capital"
  3. "Digital Rights Management" use "Digital Rent Management"
  4. "Tax Cuts", use "Revenue Reductions"
  5. "Conservative" use "Reactionary"
  6. "Borrow and Spend" use "Borrow and Squander"
  7. "Mainstream Media" use "Top Down Media"
  8. "Pro-Choice" use "Pro-privacy"
  9. "Abortion rights" use "Privacy Rights"
  10. "Wealthy" use "Privileged"
  11. "Free Trade" use "Labor Arbitrage"
  12. "Tax" use "Recapture"
  13. "A Tax", use "a drag"
  14. "Christian Right", use "Christianist Right"
  15. "War in Iraq", unless you mean the entire cycle, "Occupation of Iraq"
  16. "Social Security Crisis" use "Budget Crisis"
  17. "Defense spending" use "military spending"
  18. "Capitalism", use "Corporatism".
  19. "Corporate", use "Pyramid"
  20. "Social" use  "Public" or "National"
  21. "Bush Administration" use "Bush Executive"
  22. "Fiscal Liberal" use "Fiscal Libertine"
  23. "Alternative Energy" use "Sustainable Energy"

That's a good compilation of language to use for anyone seeking to break out of the stale and cyclical political "debate" that's locked us up for the past four years. If you want to read some explanations of what Sterling says these things mean, read the whole diary.

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Housekeeping

Just a note to loyal readers, this site may go out over the weekend while I move things around behind the scenes.

And sorry for not posting more/interesting stuff. I've been slammed with work. I've seen a few movies though, and at the least I'll tell you what I thought of them real soon.

Ta!

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