TomCat:

Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta.

It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old 'Mission: Impossible' star about the child he is expecting with fiancée Katie Holmes.

Cruise told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

I'm glad that these people are out there, helping us move the goalposts. Frankly, I don't have anything against placenta-eating. More power to ya.

However, in terms of messaging, saying you'll do it "right there" makes it seem a little more cannibalistic than you might want.

UPDATE: Cruise, only kidding. Darn.