"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."

Off the Wagon

UPDATE: A sleuthing commentator suggests it's a low/non-alcoholic beer. Add as many grains of salt to the following as you see fit.

G-dubs is on the sauce, in case that hasn't been obvious for a while. The headline is Illness Sidelines Bush at G-8 Summit. Bottle flu is a bitch, man.

I don't really think there's anything wrong with a president drinking, or being drunk even. However, if Bush has actually internalized the AA model of relating to alcohol -- which is debatable; it's totally possible that his whole Billy Graham come-to-Jesus thing was a sham from the start, or that the "dry drunk" theory is for real -- it's not a good thing for him to be drinking at all.

AA doesn't really work any better than other methods of treating alcohol. Relapse-rates remain in the 90th percentile. However, the fact is that the AA model is founded on a paradigm of total abstinence and release of control, the recognition that the addict is helpless and that they must appeal to a "higher power" to control their relationship with the chemicals. Relapses from this kind of treatment -- as opposed to those which try to create a more normalized relationship between addict and substance -- tend to be total, a fall from grace so to speak.

So, while I'm 100% sure that the bureaucracy of government is fully capable of handling a president on a bender -- Darth Cheney and all -- it's still more troubling to see Bush off the wagon than, say, Nixon getting boozed up and confronting protesters. Tricky Dick was in charge of the bottle. Dubs, if his narrative of alcoholic redemption is true, may be at its mercy.

Responses

i was just thinking the other day about how it's hard for me to understand morals/morality when it just seems that no one can practice what they preach. it's like, where the hell is the integrity? is there integrity? do we just listen to drunks (or sex predators, or money launderers) talk about how bad vices are... then just sit at home and let them tell us temptation is wrong to fulfill? fuck no! sure, i'm not going to engage in cirtain things because i have concerns for my health or what not, but i'm cirtainly not going to let someone who clearly has no integriy have any amount of influence over my decisions. nor will i be a shitbag and tell someone not to cuss. but the real conundrum for me, is that today as i was reading an article in the NY times about cocaine use and how it's a real problem, all i could think about was how many lines the writer may have snorted writing the article. though it's probably not true, it just seems that when the scaley underbelly of morality is exposed and reveals hypocricy, the more i don't trust those who spew it. ha ha, look at me... spewing away. i just smaked my own ass. well, this is really confusing now. i guess i just should take things as they come, trust it, then take the wisdom for what it is and not worry that i'm listening to a potential anal raper.
and yes, a drunk bush is a more frightening bush.

I looked into this a little bit ... seems likely that the beer is a non-alcoholic brew called Buckler. You can see a clear-ish shot of the bottle here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007260749,00.html

Here's a close-up of a bottle of Buckler for the sake of comparison:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/photo/189321200/

Wikipedia link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckler_%28beer%29

Sorry for linking to the Sun; couldn't find a better pic of the actual bottle. Right-clicking on the image in the Sun brings up a ridiculous copyright warning written by lawyers that have apparently never heard of fair use.

-Mike

I'll add a note in the main post.

The totality of weird evidence (pretzel choke? that wedding video...) still suggests that Bush's sobriety is a sham to me.

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