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The Things You Learn As A Laptop-Wielding Weirdo

Word to the wise: should you have any mid-to-large gauge body piercings, for instance a nipple, and you happen to own one of these lovely Apple laptops with the magnetic power adapters, be cautious when unplugging the end that goes into your lappy.

If your the type who likes to grab the plug and start coiling it in one smooth motion, and the magnetic end happens to hone in on the metal stuck in yr body, you're in for a shock. Literally.


Good to know. Those things should come with warnings. ;)

my god.

i never thought about that.

If you'd gotten lured into a prince albert years ago, you'd never be able to use a laptop.


Thanks for the warning