"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."


It'll soon be illegal to get your ya-ya pierced in Georgia. This law would apply only to the ladies:

Genital piercings for women were banned by the Georgia House Wednesday as lawmakers considered a bill outlining punishments for female genital mutilation.


Amendment sponsor Rep. Bill Heath, R-Bremen, was slack-jawed when told after the vote that some adults seek the piercings.

Bill. Buddy. You've got to get out and see the world more. I mean, I've only gotten up close a couple of times, but my limited experience has left me decidedly pro on this issue. Outlawing non-consensual mutilation is a no-brainer (wouldn't that be assault, or child abuse or something?), but you should see what sticking a little strategic metal somewhere can accomplish. It's really quite something.