I did my job, but somehow seniors went for Bush and a few million never-before-voted hardcore cultural conservatives showed up, and that was enough to tip the balance.

But old people die, and pretty soon they'll run out of gay things to bash, and then we'll have our chance to run the country. All we have to do is keep them from fucking it up too badly; no small task, but hardly impossible.

Message for the next 2 to 4 years: hold the line.