Hey, I still got it! Nothing like going out dancing at random and meeting girls you can kiss. It kindof gets you in the right frame of mind. After my dance partner left with her friends, I also met a girl who was out for her bachelorette party. She came up and played that she had an accent (she was Indian), and I totally fell for it. Her and all her friends had a good laugh at my expense, but they said I looked dreamy. I was just happy to play a positive role.

This is what happens when you shave before going out. Just imagine when I get my hands on some nail clippers.