"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."

DNC Audio: John Kerry Will <i>Heal</i> You

Discovered the audio record of Thursday night. It's spotty, but there are some winners. Here's the first definite hit:

Post-Speech, Walking to the T: John Kerry Will Heal You. (0:46)

UNIDENTIFIED GIRL: So I was hanging out with the Virginia delegation tonight...

CROWD: Woo-hoo!

GIRL: And the wheelchair people. Who stood up when Kerry came in.

OJ: Wow...

GIRL: The wheelchair people...

KREBS: Faith!

STOLLER: And he says he [doesn't] wear his faith on his sleeve...

I know that "wheelchair people" is about as far from PC as you can get, yet I find this simply irresistable.

More coming. And something completely different now. If you're still interested in interesting things, check this little price chart out. I don't know what to make of it, but the implication seems to be that low gas prices are communist. Someone tell Bush.