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A Titanic Shift

Batten down the hatches, internetistas, because you're about to get hit with something you just might not be able to handle:

the man, the myth, the legend...

The man, the myth, the legend; my friend Frank is blogging. And it's good! Here's a typical entry:

Man oh man, Little Giant is about the best freaking thing on earth. I got to know one of the owner's Tasha, when I had this odd job working at the bar/cafe called The Cellar. She and her boyfriend used to come in cause they lived on the block.

Be that as it may, Tasha opened up Little Giant, and the place is excellent. The food, the atmosphere, music, wine list, it's like guaranteed anal sex. Laura and I came to the conclusion that had I taken her to Little Giant on our second date, we would have closed the deal. Little Giant, people, "the place to close the deal"!

Check it out for coverage of everything in the FER5 lifestyle: alleycat racing, dog co-ownership, and the ins and outs of New York livin' for the ever-thinning margins of us without suits, trust funds, or eurotrash accents.

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Hey Hey

Some unequivocal comments on that last post. Thanks. As long as we've broken the seal inre: contemporary romance life, I might as well say that after a long and trying day of moving objects around three of the five boros, I had a lovely little evening of going to the Olive Vine and seeing the latest Harry Potter flick w/this belle du jour.

And now some notes on these things.

Moving: Sucks. When you've gone a while without really doing it in a big way, living out of a bag, the freedom of the nomad, it's a bit of a rude awakening to realize how cumbersome posessions are. On the plus side, the Craigslist experience of buying a bed was a good one, taking me up into Flushing (which is like another planet) where this nice young Korean(?) mother is apparently a bit of a pro at selling all the used furniture from her building. Little four-year-old boy running around with no pants, wants to help out moving the bed; outside (with pants now) wants to give me leaves he picks up off the ground while his mom and I wrangle the bed. It's unbelievably cute. There's nothing like the good spirit of a child.

Also cleared my locker at Manhattan Mini, which has been a long time coming. It's a strange little establishment, that place. They sell to upscale NYers (Jaguar being loaded up outside... you shouldn't be allowed to own one of those cars if you're fat and boring I think), but there are clearly also some dudes there who live in the box. That's New York.

The U-haul costs a little over $200 all told. Yeah, it's $19.95 to start, but at $2.50 a mile taking the wrong exit on the LIE and driving five miles out of the way will cost you 25 bucks. Adds up. Plus the GMC cargo vans they rent get (no kidding) 6 miles to the gallon. I drove the fucker 67 miles. But it's a worthy investment considering the storage space alone was costing me $60 a month; so this pays for itself by February.

And now I have all this crap. Some of it is Franko's, but mainly I need a couple shelves. The neighborhood can provide on that front I think. My room is mostly bed, but that's not really all that bad. I've done it before and always found that it works. Feels like I'm settling in a bit.

The Olive Vine is not to be confused with the Olive Garden. This is a whole different deal. They're in a couple spots on the Slope. In fact, the original that I remember from back when I was seeing Ya'el in college is gone now, but there's a new location a few blocks from my current pad, and the menu is largely unchanged, so I'm excited. I have two words for you: Lentil Soup. And I have two more: Fresh Pita, as in they pull it out of the oven and give it to you all puffed up full of steam.

That's fucking right. Fresh.

Along with Grey's Papaya, any good thin pizza, Mamouns, two eggs on a roll with cheese, PFC and General Tso's tofu, this is one of the culinary experiences I treasure in this here city. High-end food is high-end food the world o'er, but there's really something particular and regional about good, cheap, day-to-day eats. Pulled pork down South, Taqueria back on Mission, the legendary Cookie Run... these mean more to me than most of the four-star meals I've had. And now I have a fave around the corner. Lentil soup and Pita for four bucks; sounds like lunch to me.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is good like the last one! I'd only seen the last one because Dan put it together for opening night/midnight back in SF -- got high and biked the mission and got a little half-pint of whiskey for which with to spice up the cokes from the theater, kind of pushing it a little in contrast to the nice girls and guys from the Ivy League he tends to rope in to these occasions. Though this is in dispute (see comments). In any event, it was a good time then. This time I was straight, and I enjoyed it just as much.

Really, these are well-made films. These people are handing George Lucas a well-deserved pants-down spanking in the realm of cinematic myth-making.

Beyond all the enjoyable aspects of the drama, the great takeaway for me is how I long for an institution to which I can count myself a member. The presentation of Hogwarts and the wider "Magic Community" is really quite British, but it still tugs at my imagination. Oh, and by British, I don't mean the uniforms and accents. Rather I'm talking about the depth of history and formality involved in everything. Traditions. I don't really have many of those that I didn't make up on my own. This is a kind of freedom, yes, and I might go so far as to say a particularly American kind of freedom, but it clearly leaves something to be desired.

I could go on and on about this, and I will at some point, because it's not a new thought for me and I really find these kinds of questions interesting on both a philosophical and personal level.

But the point is that the Goblet of Fire is a worthly successor to the Prisoner of Wherever in that it's quite well made and has a lot for an adult audience to enjoy. I don't even really know the backstory, but I loved it. It's a movie for everyone, and huzzah for that.

Belle du Jour is the first shorthand that came to mind. I don't really mean to "du Jour" part literally. It's actually going pretty well there, especially as I relax. Thanks for participating in my Friday-night freakout. It helped Saturday go more smoothly.

I've got a ways to go getting myself together on that front. I'm not yet fully assembled or settled. But the only way to Be is to Be. So I will.

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Oh So Lo Me Oh

Things are rumbling. Lots of work. I've been hanging out at Aaron's to work, which has better internet and company than the coffeeshop.

This weekend I get a bed! Winter is coming on, and I need a better place to sleep. May also try to clear out that old storage locker while I've got the cargo van rented. We'll see. Could have a stereo too...

Yeah. Not much to report. Had a nice little second date the other night. Book proposal is being drafted. Nothing finalized, but all is in motion.

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Vote Today

If you live in NYC or CA -- or Virginia or New Jersey, and probably a few other places with local races -- you should probably vote today.

Just sayin'.

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Babies EVERYWHERE!

Park Slope is a little different from Gpt/Wburg, not to mention the 'Shwick. It's older, all buildings stone and brick, no siding and few "new" looking places. It's more racially mixed, yet also more yuppified. Williamsburg has money pouring in -- just an obscene amount of real estate development, seemingly a lot of upper-class foreigners, and the third wave is definitely on -- but the Slope has been a destination for young urban professionals, especially couples, for more than a generation.

And, oh yeah, there are babies everywhere.

So I sit in the coffee shop and make funny faces at this ultra-cute toddler while his mother goes on to her friend about her husband (who she never mentions by name) and her various exes (who she does) and how it's sad that they haven't yet "gotten their act together."

"Which Barnes and Noble does he work at? ... Yeah, I think he's still bitter..."

It's going to be an interesting couple of months living here. Who knows? Maybe I'll like it enough to stay, though I find myself leaning more towards joining Operation Snowflake back out in the East Wburg/'Shwick area.

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Moving Day

I'll be getting into my own place today, down on the slope. First permament address in 7 months. Yeehaw.

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Huzzah!

Bill and Patti got married! Congratulations!

My Aunt Janis had inadvertantly tipped me off about this over the summer, but I think that Pa wanted it to be a surprise. They had originally planned this I think for their trip to the Adderondacks, which got nixed because Patti busted her leg. Anyway, I'm glad they didn't let that stop them. Really lovely to see.

While I'm at it, I should also note that my cousins Sam and Terry were also recently married. I believe I was on the road, and they happened to plan them for the same weekend (that's my family! <g>), and that my man David and his special lady Jessica are getting hitched in a couple weeks back in Oregon. 'Tis the season, I suppose.

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Squarecut

The long hair is gone. I was thinking about waiting for a friend to do it, but I was getting sick of the wait, feeling on hold somehow, and when you want a squarecut, you can't go wrong with the Polish girls. They're meticulous, focused, and really want to bring out the best in you vis-a-vis short, tidy hair.

Yeah, photo soon. I'm still getting used to it, but it will definitely work. Now to get some pomade...

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Spud Guns

Entertainment? I have some.

Scott has video of him and Roger's latest creation: check it out. Fuckin' a, man!

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New York, New Stuff, New EVERYTHING!

I made it. The last haul of 800 miles from Chicago to Brooklyn left me with a sore buttcheek from my wallet, but otherwise it went smoothly.

Also, over the past week 2000+ spam comments were accrued on the site. I've implemented a CAPTCHA challenge. Sorry for the additional hassle, folks, but it's the only way to keep this crazy train rolling.

Soon enough the website will be more completely overhauled and moved from wordpress to Drupal. This will let you do nice things like have an account that your computer will remember so you don't have to bother with this crap.

Anyway, I'm back at it in NYC. Will be working pretty furiously through the next couple of months. Looking for a sublet, hoping maybe I can find something that will work for me and just me, but we'll see...

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