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The Three Questions

Wonky post. Stuck in my head thanks to Sterling Newberry, the three dynamics to measure the potential of your project by:

  1. Accessability: is your project equitably available? Will it only work for a select "elite" few, or is it something that is open to any and all qualified participants?
  2. Sustainability: how dependent is your project on external sources of support? Can it operate under its own power?
  3. Scalability: can you scale? Can your idea go national or global and still be a great project?

This isn't a "check all that apply" type metric. More like axes to think along when evaluating what you're up to. Some things need to be closed and private. Some things only work when they're small. Some things are ephemeral.

That's all cool. When thinking about a project, these are just useful lines of evaluation to help entrepreneurs and instigators brainstorm effectively. However, Institutions, particularly public ones -- including State institutions, the Academy, the Press, and the Non-Profit Sector -- should almost always seek to maximize along all three vectors.

The Market -- as an Institution in its own right -- should also be judged on these criteria. How easy is it for new players to break in? How sustainable is the system? Can the it continue to scale (globalize) as is, or are different tactics necessary? These are hard questions which social scientists (economists, economic sociologists) are truly trying to engage. The finance, public policy and political communities are lagging pretty badly.

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Pimpin?

I know the Pimp is in the cultural zeitgeist, and what with Hustle and Flow's song winning an oscar, and being set in Memphis and all, it seems like ground zero for political pimpdom. But I have to say, neither of these sites is very pimpin'.

The site attacking Harold Ford Jr. went up first, and the Frist site is a mocking response, but I think Democrats are displaying their cultural tone-deafness when they say FancyFord.com portreys Congressman/Candidate Ford as a pimp.

It's attacking Ford for allegedly living well, and (semi covertly) for also being black at the same time. There's implicit racism in that charge, but it says something about the partisans on our side that the put two and two (upper class + black) together and get Pimp. Politics is about making waves, I know. But come on. Those sites just ain't pimpin'. This is pimpin'.

And anyway, Frist is more of a whore. Corporate, but still a whore.

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British Intelligence

Creepy paralells with how the war in Iraq was sold.

In other news the Army will close down Abu Ghraib, though actually what they mean by "Close Down" is "Relinquish Control." The prison will remain in operation, but with Iraqis in charge. I'm sure this means no one will ever be torture there again.

And finally, Rummy proclaims that "if civil war breaks out," the US will pretty much let the iraqis handle it, this is in line with reports last year that the strategic focus for the US to step up air operations. Basically if the shit hits the fan, will do the bombing, and Iraqis mostly the street-level fighting.

They think that will work. Others disagree. I think it's unlikely to work out. If we start blowing shit up, we could face a popular uprising, and our supply lines are vulnerable to that sort of thing. Could get ugly.

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Vagabender

Something got me inspired to do a little clean up over at Vagabender, and I re-read a bunch of it. It's a great record to have, that website.

"Yeah, man. Instead of buying that dime-bag, I decided to just send the money directly to Osama. I just write out a check to Al-Qaeda, drop it in the mail, and because I hate America it gets me just as high."

Oh man. Those were some good times.

I realize big chunks of the story at the end are missing: Iowa, Burning Man, etc. I have photos and memories. Maybe something will happen there.

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Rich get Richer

There are 102 new billionares worldwide this year. No word as to how the rest of the income spectrum is doing, though this is pretty neat.

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Do the Time Warp

Got 30 minutes to burn? Watch the video here (link on the right hand side launches player) from about three and a half years ago. Warning: it might make you throw up a little bit in your mouth.

I watched this live on TV back then, and that's when it became clear to me that Bush was set on invading Iraq, and when I started actively thinking about what I could do to stop that. In retrospect, the propaganda is so blindingly obvious. Drones! Oi.

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Jigsaw Podcast

It's a little lo-fi, but it's def. listenable. Jigsaw Gentlement Podcast from the Pordland Mercury. That's the band my friend John Henry sings/fronts. Hopefully their new CD will be buyable online.

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Girthy Graduation

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The following submission was made by the Girth to his soon-to-be alma matter in reponse to solicitations of interest for speechafying at graduation:

Statement of Interest In Graduation Speech

Hastings, baby, you know you want me to give that speech. Why wouldn't you? You're not afraid I'll make fun of you for being sell-out greedy soulless corporate hacks are you? You don't think I'd ridicule those of you who are just whiny ineffectual do-gooders? Come on, Hastings, baby you know I ain't like that. What? Are you still mad about that time when we got drunk together? Sweetheart, sometimes a headbutt means I love you. I wouldn't get up there in front of thousands of people and say some alarming crass politically dissident shit that might cause your republican grandma to have a heart attack.. For real this time, I've changed.

Ok fine, I'm sorry I puked on your floor, there I said it. Are you happy now? And as for the other thing, it didn't happen the way you heard, dude seriously, your sister came on to me. Whatever, I'm sick of trying to convince you. You're just going to vote for some cheesedick who promises to get up there and talk about all the friends he made and professors he respected, blah blah blah. That's not how I roll. I keep it real son. My speech will be so goddamn funny, Jesus Christ would laugh at the blasphemy, if his hands weren't nailed to a fucking piece of wood. Hastings, you ain't got the balls to vote for me.

Naturally he has been invited to speak to the class of 2006. Commencement is May 21st.

UPDATE: The video is here!

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