I believe it was “a hot fuck on the porch,” to be precise. Saskia Hecht, that crazy Dutch crone. It’s not an either/or thing, really. More of a prerequisite issue. Maybe this is crude, but I don’t think I’ll get to the long-term relationship w/o the hot porch action first.

I’m mostly kidding about getting a dog, and anyway if I did do that it would be for the canine, not the ladies, and I’d have to get one of the giant wolfbloods they have up around these parts. I love the Pig (and many other small creatures), but I think I’ve got to get something more scale appropriate for myself.