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Whatever you do, don't get a Bichon puppy

As much as I’m sure you’re tempted to do this, don’t get a Bichon Frise puppy. Back when I was just subletting from Laura and Pig was a puppy, I offered to take him out, hoping to both be the good roomate and reel in the chicks in the neighborhood. All that I seemed to attract were old ladies and middle-aged gay men. As I continue to walk Pig on my own, I find more and more straight men of all races and walks of life come up and say that they, or a loved one has a bichon.

Fat lotta good that comment didja. Fighting the Sex-Cop ain’t easy, and I too have the fear of coming off as some kind of sex-addict creep to women. As for the looking too far into things vis a vis wanting a family, I would refer you to another one of your teachers.

“What do you want, a long term relationship, or just a hot fuck?”

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