Just got back to NYC. Am flat out tired, but had to share.

This very news struck the Advomatic beach house like a hurricane named Franz. It didn’t take long for all the headlines to be read and the narcissism to run its course. Yeah, thats right, they were spying on Us (where ‘us’ is them, not me.)

There was a good deal of feeling vindicated with a dash of fuck yeah - we (again, them) were potentially powerful enough to warrant spying.

Thats when it happened. You see, what with the gag orders and the potential FBI spys in the midst of la revolucion. We (with me this time) started getting a little jumpy. Mordecai always had kind of a squinty look to him… what if he was one of them. It didn’t take long for us to work ourselves into a lather. Seems like this would be the perfect place to have an embedded agent. Someone in ‘deep cover’. Someone sneaky, who was with it through the Dean Campaign, and yet was never quite ‘one of the gang’.

Someone, like Outlandish Josh. It didn’t take long for your cover to be blown. I mean, what deeper cover than to be sent to sniff out the liberals in Humbolt County. You even have the best background cover story. Commune Living and to much marijuana have clearly shown you the error of the progressive left. We all know Josh.

You can go back and report to your ‘superiors’ that you’ve ben outed worse than Plame, and you ned to be re-assigned. Maybe they have a security position at Guantanamo for you - I hear you get to travel a lot for work there.

oh yes…. very saggitarius.