Gettingit.com: Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs

Political humor (now so much funnier from a distance) from a pre-blogger-era blog that shut down in 1999. Closes with a dig on then candidate Bush and what he'd do for anti-drug messaging:

I envision the candidate sitting his kids down and going into a folksy, Yale-y lecture:


"Even though I don't know the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia and think Greeks are called 'Grecians,' and even though I mock the people I execute in the great state of Texas, and even though I'm a genetically dumb frat boy who used to snort coke through $100 bills and drink till I puked, I want you to know that you little punks will do nothing to dim my chances of seizing national power. No Marilyn Manson, no marijuana, no Kennedy-compound antics, no heroin, no meth, no nothing. Just because I survived drugs doesn't mean you will."

Fine cheese... It's that much better with age.

UPDATE: And there's more! Look at this brilliant anthropological satire which carries great message and is still getting comments after four years. Really intriguing shit!